Facebook Status… kaise-kaise…

19 Oct
Hello Friends… today I am gonna talk about facebook statuses. But as a law student, how can I come directly to the point. So, first of all what is facebook status??
A facebook status is an update feature which allows users to discuss their thoughts, whereabouts, or important information with their friends.
But, sometimes, we come across so many dumb, stupid and hilarious(well, they are not meant to be hilarious but they sound like one).. and when we come across such a status, our mind would ask.. ye kya hai…
So, now the real post starts and here are some of the fb statuses which I found dumb or stupid…
Note: Whatever follows is a work based on reality and if you find your status here, its NOT a coincidence…
1. Bahut gussa aa rha hai…:
A comment would follow:kyun….
And the answer that one gets: yahan nahi bta sakti
Now, by the time, s(he) would clear that “yahan nahi bta sakti” almost 10 people would have liked the status. atleast 5 would have been concerned and almost all would have waited eagerly for a gossip to come out…2. Had a great time with Ramesh and Suresh: Now, if that came from a girl, just imagine the second meaning of the double meaning of this statement… And if that came from a boy, then my.. my… don’t even imagine…

3. Seriously fun aa gya @St. Maris Cemetry…: What kind of hell is this?? What fun did you had at the cemetry??

 

4. Baarish ho rahi hi… dhoop nikal rahi hai… thand ho rahi hai…: These are the weather reporter kind of people… who do not believe in enjoying the weather but would keep updating their status with such words as if others will get to know that it’s raining only after they would update it.
5. These are those creatures, who would never update their status and after sometime, you would even forget that this one exists on fb when his/her stautus will pop up, Passed with 78 marks.. these are the show off type people
6. Now, this is not a status, but a comment. A girl uploads her photo… even if she is trying to scare away a dog in the pic… one of the statuses will definitely be, “how cute… Keep it up” now its debatable as to what to keep up
the cuteness, the photo, or you as a friend…
7. Good night… hot girls…like if you think i am cute… Well boy… even if you were… after this status you are no longer CUTE!!
8. To cool down global warming… start using ACs… and it would be cool… Now, this status deserves a standing ovation and truly, bhai is bande ko to nobel prize banta hai…
U decide... who more dumb :P

U decide… who is more dumb 😛

9. I am always missed understand.. (I wonder why…)

10. I looooveeeee SSSRRRRKKK… happy birthday dude… You are my hero and III LLLLOOOOVVEEEE YOOOUUU sOOO MMucchhh… :Ya, good for you when he even doesn’t know that you exist…

11. A person uploaded his credit card’s photo and wrote..: ee.. yippee… I got a credit card: Now man… you got a credit card but your fb friends got your account no., by the way congratulations…

So, these were some of the statuses which when i read thought… Status… kaise.. kaise… 😛

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15 Responses to “Facebook Status… kaise-kaise…”

  1. Harsha October 19, 2013 at 12:18 pm #

    Lol..Keen Observation I must say.. 😀
    And BTW What is your Status…. 😉
    Now Sometimes I feel proud of not being a part of this so called FB Peoples.. 😛

    • harshdamangal7 October 19, 2013 at 12:25 pm #

      hahaha… well… to know my status you would have to check my profile 😛

      • Harsha October 19, 2013 at 12:29 pm #

        Well Well..it is my Bad Now as I don’t FB Account.. 😀

      • harshdamangal7 October 19, 2013 at 12:50 pm #

        why do all the people I have met on wordpress don’t have fb accounts 😦

      • Harsha October 19, 2013 at 12:52 pm #

        Lol..That is because WordPress is way much better than FB I guess.. 😉

      • harshdamangal7 October 19, 2013 at 12:53 pm #

        I am on both the sites… and I think more have their own utility

      • Harsha October 19, 2013 at 12:55 pm #

        Yes they have their own Utility..But most of the time you will find people in FB doing nothing but that is not the case in WordPress most of the time.. 🙂

      • harshdamangal7 October 19, 2013 at 12:59 pm #

        Now that depends on how people use facebook for their advantage…

      • Harsha October 19, 2013 at 1:06 pm #

        Yes…That’s what I mean too..But in a general scenario How many of use FB for their advantage–
        Let me give some examples–I see most of my friends going through Profiles of Girls,Commenting,Updating Profile Pic every now and then,Some will restlessly play the Games…

        Now you know these are the common use of FB..Don’t You?

      • harshdamangal7 October 19, 2013 at 6:10 pm #

        Well.. i can’t say about what others do… but if you would ask me what I do on fb then the answer would be to update the status, promote my blog and get in touch with long lost friends and relatives who live in distant places…

  2. Arindam Saha October 19, 2013 at 1:16 pm #

    Well the question seems logical… Why is it 2013?… Bataao Bataao… 😀

    Very nice post! 🙂

  3. varun October 22, 2013 at 4:54 pm #

    because we assume the starting of anno domini after the birth of christ and the beginning of era of christ. so 2013 signifies the time elapsed after beginning of christ era.
    and by the way miss harshda I am not show off type I just don’t think there is a need to update your status after every 2 seconds. disclosing your result is not showing off. chalo bas bahut lamba comment ho gaya.

  4. harshdamangal7 October 22, 2013 at 6:53 pm #

    Arindam, I guess you got your answer from Varun’s comment 🙂 and Varun… it was not about you… I even don’t remember you updating such a status….

  5. varun October 24, 2013 at 11:49 pm #

    well that’s what you said. people forget showing off type people because they rarely update their status and when they do they update about their results or whatever. and that’s what I prefer to do.

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