not a LovE story!!- 3

After, Surya and Nisha left Vidyut and Vidhi in each other’s company, the two new players had no idea as to how to start the conversation, but it did started. As they were in a park, they started taking a stroll together and then:

Vidhi- (ye to kuch fut hi nahi rha, mujhe hi baat shuru karni padegi) “acha to tum ho… nisha ne to badi tareefein ki thi… chalo khair…”

Vidyut- “are i knew ki you are studying to be a lawyer…aap to aate hi judge karne lag gye”

Vidhi- (baatein to theek thaak kar leta hai) “hmm.. main judge nahi kar rahi thi bus jo mujhe lga wo bol diya.. by the way.. ye tumhari pehli date hai?”

Vidyut- (ye kya puch liya isne…ofcourse pehli hai…play it cool)”…na…i have been on many dates before…it looks like you are on your first??”

Vidhi- (isne to sach pakad liya… koi nahi.. main lawyer kis baat ki hun) “ji nahi.. i have been on 1-2 dates earlier… but the experience was such that i thought i would never go on a date after that, but then Nisha insisted that I should meet you…”

Vidyut- “well obviously you did a great job…didn’t you?…atleast for me…”(damn…jyaada bol gya lagta hai)

Vidhi- (yaar ye kya sach me like kar rha hai mujhe) “waise aapka dressing sense kaafi acha hai…”

Vidyut- “engineer hun…we do not spend our whole time studying,..unlike some students”

Vidhi- “you spend time in studying… that’s new…hahaha”

Vidyut-“accha i have heard ki some lawyers tend to honest also, don’t tell me u are one of them..”

Vidhi- “why would you think so…?? and i have not yet even started saying bad things about your engineering…”

Vidyut- (o bete… ye to senti ho gayi:P) “Arre i was just joking… why have you become so hyper??”

Vidhi- “i am not becoming hyper… but where did that came from??”

Vidyut:(abbe yaar ye to ladki hai puri… ab reason do… saala jhuth na bolna chahun to bhi bolna padta hai) “Actually i have an ancestral home in Lucknow and there is a dispute going on between my father and uncle .Now we are getting bhikhari by paying the fees to lawyer and he has made 2 houses after he got our case, so just had that in mind…”

Vidhi- (oh.. ) “waise what is the value of that house?”

Vidyut- (abbe this was the first question of that @#$* lawyer too) “umm… wo to i don’t know… i was a kid when that whole dispute started.”

Vidhi- “arre aise kaise ..pta hona chahiye na… you are the son in the house…”

Vidyut- (abe yar kahan fansa diya iss surya ne… saala khud to date maar rha hai aur ye meri family me hi ghusi ja rhi hai…topic change karna padega) “to… what do u think about engineers??”

Vidhi- “I don’t… waise agar Hindu Succession Act ke hisab se dekha jae to will to hogi na…?”

Vidyut- “i don’t know…”

Vidhi- “nahi… will nahi hogi tabhi to jhagda hai… intestate marte hain na tab hi hote hain ye pange… waise tumhare daddy tumhare uncle se bade hai??”

Vidyut- “haan…”

Vidhi- “According to sec.6 of the Hindu Succession Act.. the property would be dissolved in the family by..”

Vidyut stopped walking suddenly and shouted- “buss… bahut ho gya… 15 minute se you are giving solutions and making problems and then giving solutions to the problems which are not there in the first place. Tab se bole ja rahi ho, bole ja rahi ho, jaise mere kaan nahi ye tumhare personal assistants hain jo bus sunte jaenge, sunte jaenge…Galti se jhuth kya nikal gya muh se tumne to itni si baat pe blatkar kar diya mera ab iski saza tumhe kaun dega?? haan??

Jab se sune ja rha hun par bus yehi soch rha tha ki tum rukogi to sahi… par nah train thode hi na ho jo rukogi tum to jet ho1 baar shuru ho gayi to khud ko bhi nahi pta ki mera mute button kahan hain. Na to shakal acchi hai par fir bhi socha ki jaise us surya ko nisha dheere-2 achi lagne lagi hai waise hi mujhe bhi tum shayad pasand aane lagogi. Par nahi itne bure din bhi nahi aye mere

aur na hi ayenge. Ab pta chala ki tumhari pichli dates ka experience accha kyun nahi rha hoga …saala un ladkon ne tumhe tumhari baaton pe ya to  acche se peeta hoga ya fir ro diya hoga bechara…

….

He said all this for continously about 5 minutes and when he stopped to take a breath,Vidhi got a chance to repay the words

Vidhi- “WWhaatt…????Have y gone crazy?Main to tumhari help kar rhai thi. Bhalai ka to zamana hi nahi hai… aur main kya achi nahi lagti?? Tumhe dekh ke to koi bhi bolega ki tum paida hone ke baad kabhi nahaye bhi nahi ho…itna deo lga ke aaye ho jaise papaji ki deo ki dukaan ho…

Vidyut- “Oo maddam 1 minute…zaada bolne ki zarurat nahi hai samjhi na aur tumhe kisne btaya ki mere baap ki deo ki dukaan hai aur hai to hai isme kya?? Dikhna mat aage se warna fir dikhogi nahi…

Vidhi- huh.. dedh pasli ka ho ke mujhe hadka rha hai …law ainvayi nahi kar rhi… ghar me mere saare 1 se 1 murderer baithe hain…gayab ho jaega ma- baap ko laash tak nahi milegi…

Vidyut-“arre jaa jaa…”

By this time, a lot of people had gathered to enjoy the scene going on.

Surya and Nisha were coming out from the ice- cream parlour and spotted the crowd.

They also went there to know what was happening and when they heard the voices of their friends giving blessings to the mothers and sisters of each other,

they both went rushing through the people and tried to soothe down their respective friends

But Vidyut and Vidhi were so engrossed in fighting or maybe now they were enjoying it that they didn’t wanted any kind of disruption sothey pushed their friends onto the ground…

no… to be more precise… they actually threw them on the ground where the grass was wet more than required and there was some water which was being collected in the small elevation.

No one came to their rescue as everybody was engrossed in enjoying that free show which was still going on-

Vidhi- “ab tu dikh mat jaiyo mujhe clg me saale”

Vidyut- “abbe tu jahan se miklegi wo gali bhul jaunga, ye din hai itna kharaab teri yaad bhul jaunga…huh..

 

Someone from the crowd said “wah wah, kya baat hai…”

And the rest is continued….:)

SO, what would happen next, surely dhamaal, fun and craziness. But would this fight affect the lives of Surya and Nisha?

Will see, in the next post… 😉