Maine Pyar Kyun Kiya?? :(

29 Nov

There are many complications of being committed (especially and only for guys). There are some basic and universal questions which every girl would ask her boyfriend, not one time but every time she is happy or sad;  excited or depressed causing the boy feel gloomy and confused. Before answering those questions, the boy asks himself… seriously… I proposed to her to face this? The boy wonders… why is she asking all this stuff now?? She never asked me the same question when she shopped on my credit card; the day when she had to watch that boring Barjatya movie (man!! There was not even a single smooch in the whole movie and the spouses were hugging as if they were siblings).  But no, she has to ask all these questions, one after the other, everytime especially after we hug or kiss as if I feel good at the thought of filling a form everytime I go to college.

So, now I present those 5 basic questions which your girlfriend will ask as these are any girl’s favorite questions, and you will think as if you had murdered someone and now the police has hunt you down and using 3rd degree treatment. Now, I have also provided for some options which you may try out when you face the same situation. The boy gives the answers and thinks “ maine pyar kyun kiya?”

 

 

QUESTION-1

Do you love me?

Option1: more than anything else (creepy!!)

Option 2: I think so… ( works if you play with perfect emotion on your face and timing)

Option 3: there is nothing like that for this one)

QUESTION- 2

What do you like about me?

Option 1: your eyes (common, she wants to hear something special)

Option 2: your heart, your soul, your nature… cut the crap … she knows what she is; would be flattered  but not impressed)

Option 3: if she has a pet, say its name… otherwise there is no option 3 for you!!

QUESTION-3

Why do you like, whatever you like about me?

Now that depends on what you said to question 2, but the common answers may be :

Option 1: b’coz this what makes you special (trust me she is gonna fall for this one)

Option 2: now, when you know what she will fall for…do you need any other options?

QUESTION- 4 will you keep loving me like this?

Now this one is tough…

Option 1: jab tak hai jaan… (creepy, u will work on a SRK fan)

Option 2: I would love to… now that’s sweet…

Option 3: no… I would like to let my love grow each day than the previous one…

(yess… you got it… you have to use a fancy line)

QUESTION 5:

Describe me in one word.

Option 1: sweet, beautiful, etc.

Option 2: adventurous, cool, lively (that may work)

Option 3: oh… forget it ! if you are following the abovementioned tips… you are never gonna make it to question 5.

 

 

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4 Responses to “Maine Pyar Kyun Kiya?? :(”

  1. varun November 29, 2012 at 12:55 pm #

    Now that’s some valuable research. chalo life me kuchh toh achchha kaam kar rahi hai tu!

    • harshdamangal7 November 30, 2012 at 12:12 pm #

      dhanyavaad… aapne maana to ki maine ache kaam shuru kar diye

  2. sumit November 29, 2012 at 7:11 pm #

    wow…:D…yup…its really like a YO YO content for boys…i really like it n appreciated dis…next time when i have to reply to girls on the time of the risky texts it will help me a lot.:) lol

    • harshdamangal7 November 30, 2012 at 12:11 pm #

      i am glad that i could be of some help to you.. 🙂

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